Please RT and you can email via that Craigslist ad or at swimhangz [at] theonion [dot] com. HELP US FLOAT ON POOP.
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have you tried calling the property management company??
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seriously, you and
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the fact that you have a
float and no pool is the definition of human tragedy -
please report back when you have poop-floated. I expect a thorough review

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UPDATE: WE FOUND *TWO* PEOPLE WHO LIVE THEREpic.twitter.com/6WSQRKet5f
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WE DID IT. (Well,
@marahe and@DBAnthony did it, and@ErikMAdams predicted the "no joke" headline.) http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chicagoinc/ct-onion-pool-craigslist-chicago-inc-20160629-story.html … - Show replies
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