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He has the best words.
“Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.” – JFK “The future rewards those who press on ... I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on.” – Obama “Remember the dishwasher? You’d press it. Boom! There’d be like an explosion.” – Trump
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Tremendous words! Words that the world has never seen before!
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I'm sorry, but I gotta call shenanigans on the first 2 words of this post. He clearly doesn't think.
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"Women" called him to tell him they had to hit the button 15 times. Riiight.
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These are our times. Oof
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He’s so embarrassing. And I’m not even American.
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“people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once
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Very good.
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