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@elizaskinner

Ladies is pimps too. Comedian. Headwriter - Drop The Mic 🎤 Writer - Late Late Show, Adam Ruins Everything, Totally Biased. Podcast: IG: eskinz

Hollywood, CA
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Joined August 2008
Born on May 08
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Oct 2016

    Here's my set from the last night

    24 replies 63 retweets 308 likes
  2. 29 minutes ago

    Creative director Entrepreneur Photographer DJ / producer Brand stylist Influencer Tattoo / vintage motorcycle collector 💖 Lol forever.

    1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
  3. 44 minutes ago

    Every time I see a photo of the interior of Donald Trump's apartment, I just think "Wait, he lives inside a Cheesecake Factory?"

    Replying to @elizaskinner
    Opulent. Uge. Good salads.
    2 replies 7 retweets 47 likes
  4. 1 hour ago

    Tell him he doesn't need the under eye concealer, and encourage him to explore the more subtle colors in the shadow palate.

    0:51
    You walk in to your son doing this, wyd?
    4 replies 14 retweets 91 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    Game show: "Are You Ok?" - Contestants are chosen from people waiting in line at airport terminal fast food places before early am flights.

    1 retweet 47 likes
  6. 4 hours ago

    If you're a comedian, you can live with someone and still be in a long distance relationship with them.

    1 reply 41 likes
  7. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    Man Who Likes to Choke Girlfriend During Sex Complains About Getting Dragged to Sephora:

    51 retweets 247 likes
  8. May 11

    Hm, I guess my favorite parts of early aughts restaurants & bars were all the interior ponds. No wait! The weathered industrial metal!

    1 retweet 15 likes
  9. May 11

    I keep giving my ass longer hours and less pay, but you guys it just won't quit!

    3 replies 6 retweets 74 likes
  10. May 11

    When I was in High School I was very into Michael Jackson & cake decorating.

    1 reply 11 likes
  11. May 11

    I've decided I'm going to try to keep my head above the water and ignore the news like

    4 retweets 58 likes
  12. May 11
    Replying to

    (Also coffee)

    1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
  13. May 11

    Happiness is directly related to how soon after waking you start playing music.

    3 replies 4 retweets 27 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 10

    Remember when these assholes put blank paper in brand new file folders and said it was the paperwork separating Trump from his businesses?

    16 replies 392 retweets 1,589 likes
  15. May 10

    If you don't use your pistachio shells like little tiny tap shoes for your fingers, I don't want to know you.

    8 replies 2 retweets 96 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 10

    You can make fun of vaping all you want but it's helped me quit smoking 12-15 times this year.

    4 replies 16 retweets 108 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 9

    The White House has announced Chet Americanman as the new director of the .

    418 replies 26,793 retweets 60,108 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 10

    Kellyanne Conway always sounds like her husband came home early and she's talking to him in front of a closet where her lover is hiding.

    154 replies 3,114 retweets 14,732 likes
  19. May 10

    Fun idea. Good luck, buddy!

    Sen. Angus King says he will push to hire former FBI Director Comey to lead Senate panel's probe into Russia ties
    1 retweet 24 likes
  20. May 10
    Replying to

    Can't find a good non-disgusting photo of the Firefly reavers, but you get it.

    3 replies 21 likes
  21. May 10
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    1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes

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