elizabeth catte

@elizabethcatte

public historian & writer. if my kingdom ever comes you better run.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2012.

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  1. honestly pete buttigieg is just the center left version of jd vance.

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  2. 4. velj

    the conspiracy is that an entire economy of money and prestige exists around doing things in politics badly. that’s enough!

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  3. 4. velj

    the dnc = my former professors with “well behaved women rarely make history” door signs who told me i was lucky to make 14 grand a year.

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  4. 4. velj

    when i do this with robotussin i get asked to leave the library.

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  5. 3. velj

    and to this day, no one has good answers whether he was incompetent or just liked torturing nazis, and to what extent the army did or didn’t care. he had been diagnosed as a sociopath during the process of one of his dishorable discharges, so?

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  6. 3. velj

    woods tries to become a military celebrity in the press but it doesn’t really catch except his wife does see him in time magazine hanging nazis and is like “uh this is a surprise.” he dies a couple of years later trying to change a lightbulb in standing water.

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  7. 3. velj

    the day comes and nazis are taking like up to 30 minutes to die and the us officials are just like, “well what can you do he’s trying his best.” no one really cares except some foreign press who find the whole thing gruesome and undignified.

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  8. 3. velj

    he hangs around 30 soldiers, not very cleanly, as the war winds down and then nuremberg happens. america gets the honor of executing the nuremberg ten, instead of using the highly efficient british hangman also working on the front, albert pierrepoint.

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  9. 3. velj

    the army was sentencing soldiers to death for rape and murder on the european front, and woods volunteered to be an executioner to escape combat (and make more money). he told the army he was a executioner in texas, which was a total lie but the army didn’t care to check.

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  10. 3. velj

    woods was dishonorably discharged from both the ccc and navy before he ended up in the army during wwii, seeing combat for the first time around d-day and was like, “no thanks.”

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  11. 3. velj

    podcast pitch: a series about john woods of kansas, a still obscure dude who played a big part in the nuremberg trials, arguably the biggest by carrying out the death sentences — which he totally botched...maybe?

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  12. 29. sij

    we will write an anthology of poems from the perspective of vance’s poor neighbor that are all like “at night we suspend our children by clothspins from a line; we don’t sleep we just stand around until daylight.’

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  13. 29. sij

    this cat will murder you on a train and then solve the murder.

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  14. 29. sij
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  15. 29. sij

    the c&o railroad had a cat mascot named chessie and in 1937 she got a husband named peake who always has an extremely ‘i will kill you’ expression.

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  16. 28. sij

    the extras of netflix’s hillbilly elegy.

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  17. 25. sij

    me reading my own book.

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  18. 21. sij
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  19. 6. sij

    a 16 year cashier just told me ‘i love yr leather jacket my mom has one just like it’ and i am in my grave rn.

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  20. 6. srp 2019.
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