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Eliot Brown
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Reporter for WSJ covering finance from London / co-author of THE CULT OF WE, reviews such as "marmalade-dropper" -The Times; cultofwe.com
London, UKJoined May 2009

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Elated by this NYT review of our book!! "I guzzled Brown and Farrell’s “The Cult of We” the way Neumann might gulp bottled water after smoking so much pot on a private jet that flight attendants would reach for their air masks. (This actually happened)"
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per this story, the extortion was over an allegation (denied by Makhat) over " the transfer of crypto mining farms from Kairat Satybady, former President Nursultan Nazarbayev’s nephew, to companies connected to President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev’s nephew"
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"An amateur pilot himself, in 2008 he crashed a plane into his neighbor’s garden after attempting to land on a private landing strip at his wife’s home" Great read on Tether's owners. Also included: an online gambling attorney & two electronics importers
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"The exact address leads to an accounting firm in a converted barn on the corner of a quiet housing estate. A woman who answered the door said that Transactive uses the building as a "registered office" but isn't based there."
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Great read on a company that is a payment processor for crypto firm Nexo
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The FCA gave an electronic-money license to a tiny company in London, despite top employees' troubled pasts and a key investor's role in a $1b fraud. It became an industry powerhouse - but is now accused of serious wrongdoing. Latest via @BloombergUK. bloomberg.com/news/articles/
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Also, Tiger's three largest positions as of June 30: Bytedance, Shein, Stripe: -Bytedance announced a stock buyback at $300 B/ below Tiger's 2021 investment -Shein and Stripe both raising at amounts >30% less than last private rounds
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Tiger Global: become synonymous with the overheated startup market by increasing investing at absolute peak/deals within hours Also Tiger Global: Struggle to raise a new fund Target size keeps falling, from ~$12 B, to $6 B, to now $5 B
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tiger global is shrinking the fundraising target for its latest venture fund to $5bn a severe downsizing from 2021's most active U.S. startup investor tiger raised $12.7bn for its prior fund during the peak of the bull market w/
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1000 employees! "Urban Alchemy — a relatively new organization — primarily employs people of color coming out of prison and last year topped 1,000 employees. Since 2019, the organization has won $62 m in city contracts mostly to run homeless shelters, with $35 m remaining"
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Wow. Celsius used investor/customer funds to prop up the price of its own CEL token, helping employees including CEO Alex Mashinsky sell, according to the Examiner. Mashinsky cashed out $68.7mn. Employees said what they were doing was “very ponzi like”. cases.stretto.com/public/x191/11
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"Zomato CEO Deepinder Goyal used to splurge on cars after every round of funding"
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I’m shocked, just shocked by this behavior. economictimes.indiatimes.com/magazines/pana
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Lol: "Twitter pundits coined a new verb—Scholzing—to denote hesitance and indecisiveness."
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The Panzer Chancellor: For days, Germany's @OlafScholz was derided as a ditherer. In the end, he managed to persuade Biden to send US tanks as part of one of the boldest moves by the West to support Ukraine´. But he'll get little credit wsj.com/articles/germa via @WSJ
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(insert joke about metaphor for SF/venture capital's waning influence in the US zeitgeist)
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Philz Coffee is exiting the D.C. market bizjournals.com/washington/new via @WBJonline
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"But actual growth this year looks set to be 31%"
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Tesla's sticking with its 50% growth target* *see fine print bloomberg.com/opinion/articl via @opinion $TSLA
Musk would like investors to put $3 B more into the company in at the original Twitter investment valuation of $44 B ... ...Another social media co, Snap, is down over 60% since. And twitter's lost a lot of advertisers.
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Scoop - Elon Musk has explored raising up to $3 billion to pay off the highest interest debt on Twitter speaks to the strains Musk is facing to rid himself of a debt burden that becomes more and more expensive the longer he waits to pay it off wsj.com/articles/elon-
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One of the things about office leases is (generally) you ... still have to pay the rent. It's not like an apartment where you often can end up walking away and you just lose your deposit and annoy your landlord. Your company is often on the hook for the full term (5-10 years)
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Twitter sued by landlord at SF HQ after alleged nonpayment of $6.8 million in rent: sfchronicle.com/tech/article/T The company was also sued by the Crown Estate, which manages properties for King Charles III, for alleged unpaid rent in a London office.
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Every moment in this piece on how ⁦⁩ got duped into buying a fake student aid company is delicious, from the founder’s lawyer’s double-take response to Ron’s unanswered q to JPM: Did anyone on this deal ever have a student loan?
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