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@elijahwitt

not the best singer in / two-time college dropout

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Joined December 2011
Born 26 August

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Aug 2018

    Happy birthday to: James Hetfield - most iconic front man of metal - sells 5k albums a week since 90’s - probably doesn’t fuck w the bizkit As well as My girlfriend - not even in a band - sells zero albums per week - knows all the words to Nookie

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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    We also go on tour with Wardruna, head to New Orleans with Cane Hill, dissect the life of Parkway Drive’s Winston and reveal the true story behind the Motörhead song that changed everything (and no, it’s not Ace Of Spades)

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  3. Jan 3
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  4. Jan 3

    this month I wanna write the heaviest song cane hills ever written. that’s my resolution.

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    Jan 1

    Happy New Year. 18 days until we Kill The Sun.

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  6. Dec 31

    Boss I just got told “this is the last day I can legally smoke. Because I’m about to be a cop.”

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  7. 30 Dec 2018

    that super fun game where you wait and see if 2019 can be more depressing than 2018

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  8. 30 Dec 2018

    Crazy how you can basically only be naked legally in your own home

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  9. 28 Dec 2018

    from the time capsule I made when I was 6 years old I’m a rokstor 🤘🏻

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  10. 26 Dec 2018

    This La Quinta is La Shit

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  11. 26 Dec 2018

    there’s a brand new, presumably hygienic, La Quinta across the street mocking me while I stay in the old, confirmed unhygienic, La Quinta because I can’t say no to a ten dollar discount

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  12. 26 Dec 2018

    These yellow spotted towels & lack of hand soap at an Alabama have me convinced that roaches are gonna kool-aid-man my pizza box over night and eat my dinnerbreakfast while I sleep

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  13. 26 Dec 2018

    Update: I’m killing myself. Thanks mom.

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  14. 26 Dec 2018

    Cats Are Evil pts. I & II

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  15. 25 Dec 2018

    Hope everyone is havin a *~SHiTtY ChRiStMaS~*

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  16. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2018

    Acid rain by cane hill is the best rock song released in 2018

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    20 Dec 2018
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  18. 21 Dec 2018

    my only concern about getting another dog is that with two dogs I have exactly the right amount of hands for petting & adopting a new pup means I also need to adopt an arm

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  20. 20 Dec 2018

    blocking haters with the lord of darkness

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  21. 19 Dec 2018

    I just had to sign a waiver to get the hottest chicken at this restaurant in Kentucky that didn’t even make me cry

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