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Happy birthday to: James Hetfield - most iconic front man of metal - sells 5k albums a week since 90’s - probably doesn’t fuck w the bizkit As well as My girlfriend - not even in a band - sells zero albums per week - knows all the words to Nookie
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We also go on tour with Wardruna, head to New Orleans with Cane Hill, dissect the life of Parkway Drive’s Winston and reveal the true story behind the Motörhead song that changed everything (and no, it’s not Ace Of Spades)pic.twitter.com/tD2PcThz7m
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you sound ridiculous right nowhttps://twitter.com/lucas_yates/status/1081051429777793024 …
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this month I wanna write the heaviest song cane hills ever written. that’s my resolution.
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Happy New Year. 18 days until we Kill The Sun.http://Riserecords.lnk.to/killthesun
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Boss I just got told “this is the last day I can legally smoke. Because I’m about to be a cop.”
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that super fun game where you wait and see if 2019 can be more depressing than 2018
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Crazy how you can basically only be naked legally in your own home
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from the time capsule I made when I was 6 years old I’m a rokstor
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This La Quinta is La Shit
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there’s a brand new, presumably hygienic, La Quinta across the street mocking me while I stay in the old, confirmed unhygienic, La Quinta because I can’t say no to a ten dollar discount
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@LQ have me convinced that roaches are gonna kool-aid-man my pizza box over night and eat my dinnerbreakfast while I sleepThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Update: I’m killing myself. Thanks mom.https://twitter.com/elijahwitt/status/1075049798741516289 …
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Hope everyone is havin a *~SHiTtY ChRiStMaS~*
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Acid rain by cane hill is the best rock song released in 2018
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his hoe phasepic.twitter.com/UG6eEfGiZR
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my only concern about getting another dog is that with two dogs I have exactly the right amount of hands for petting & adopting a new pup means I also need to adopt an arm
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blocking haters with the lord of darknesspic.twitter.com/anK1tQqpKr
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I just had to sign a waiver to get the hottest chicken at this restaurant in Kentucky that didn’t even make me cry
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