im gonna get into astrology just so i can blame shit on it like u white bitches do like “oh shit sorry i didn’t respond to ur text, im a capricorn” “ugh no i can’t come tonight, im a capricorn” “sorry i ran ur kid over im a capricorn”
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“can you just forgive me for cheating on you? mercury was in retrograde”
sorry i got married and moved to texas and never see you anymore, I’m a libra
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ur so loud
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Sorry I fucked your dad I’m a Leo
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that’s something a libra would do tho ur actually getting it
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wow call my libras out like this
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I should've taken your advice and dumped him because I knew you were right, but I'm a Taurus, and just let him cheat on me because I was too stubborn to listen to anyone
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call him out
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fuuuuuck
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