“can you just forgive me for cheating on you? mercury was in retrograde”
im gonna get into astrology just so i can blame shit on it like u white bitches do like “oh shit sorry i didn’t respond to ur text, im a capricorn” “ugh no i can’t come tonight, im a capricorn” “sorry i ran ur kid over im a capricorn”
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sorry i got married and moved to texas and never see you anymore, I’m a libra
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“sorry i don’t answer any forms of communication, i’m a capricorn”pic.twitter.com/qJKt9KoHcK
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what's the band in your background? they look familiar
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Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 10/10 tweet
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i can hear jenna screaming that she's a virgo
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Sameee
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Are you coming for the Queen Virgo,
@Jenna_Marbles??? She is a legend and she has a basketball game tomorrow!!! - End of conversation
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excuse me, i’m a pisces and you have hurt my feelings.
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