My physical body gets hungry when I’m astral projecting 
sam gets up at like 5am and sleepwalks and eats everything in the room and i didn’t know because I’m such a heavy sleeper until one time i literally found him just eating jelly out of a jar so now he sets up sleepwalking snack stations every night
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someone find me a relationship like this
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i miss ur house wow
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i miss u
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this is me accept i’m awake because i’m a fatass
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my sister once tried to drink lemonade in her sleep when we were having a “sleepover” in her room and she fucking spilled it all over the bed at like 3 in the morning i was so?????
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self care
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i need a youtube video of this
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My brother does the same thing half the time he doesn’t finish making what he tries to eat so he wakes up to food in the microwave or on the counter. He’ll eat a whole box of nutty bars in one night and wake up wondering where they went
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I do the same with microwave meals!
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