someone broke into our neighbors house dressed as santa and the news was here so sam just went out and was on the news in a phag shirt talking about how many trained rottweilers and guns we have.
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i don’t ever plug my instagram but go watch my story right now it’s so fucking funny: elijahdanielistrash
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This is like the one time he's not lying. And he looks cute, I mean...pic.twitter.com/RlUe0Z0d6L
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tried 2 follow u but instagram said that action was “blocked 2 protect the community” n when i closed the pop up the follow button went back 2 blue lol???
@instagram explainpic.twitter.com/RkoQ0FJloZ
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CHERISHHH
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I’m going
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You just wanna show off your hot boyfriend but I’m not mad
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“how do u feel now that you’ve peaked”
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Me right now: I think you overestimate my curiosity about how many trained Rottweilers and guns you have Me in ten minutes: goes to your Instagram hoping the story is still up
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