I’d like to personally apologize to everyone affected by my actions last night. It might’ve been the 13 drinks I had... (A THREAD)
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@JonahGreen I’m fully erect thinking about your muscle strength -
Dude not gonna lie it felt good carrying you. Really flipped a paternal switch in my brain. Thinkin bout fatherhood now.
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Literally me
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