im going to rewrite the entire bible but change it to be gayer just to piss straights off
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im making jesus a powerbottom. i'm gonna change wine into mimosas.
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well sunday is the lords day so i guess i'll have this done by then. 3 days. "the holy bible... but gayer"
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angels are not angels they are fairies in the gay bible
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making god rihanna and noah carly rae jepsen really makes the bible so much betterpic.twitter.com/oJAjyzhdtz
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people are so upset by me changing the bible as if this book isn't really fucked up and awful lmao have u even read this shit
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i sincerely hope you're not joking
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do you even know him??? lmao
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Elijah you are literally the best person alive you're a blessing to us all.
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On 3:5 you spelt "off", "of"
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