i don't want a boyfriend i want unlimited postmates
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Unlimited Delivery is way
#betterthanyourboyfriend! How about 3 years on us to prove it. You too@elijahdaniel!
you right that is better. I accept. Will u also cuddle me or just deliver food?
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We can't help with the delivery but we can help with the boyfriend part. We're going to give you Tinder Gold. You too
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Hm….
@Tinder Gold, one sec…Yep@elijahdaniel, we’re delivering you some actual gold. And, cuddles. Golden cuddles. - 1 more reply
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That's really up to the individual Postmate.
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NO. WAY.
End of conversation
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What the actual fuck, Elijah
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"Cuddle"
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