im gonna become a politician just to see how far i could make it like i could probably get as far as governor
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As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town.pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS
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I love straights, but my #1 priority is the safety of my town. Until the heterosexual threat has been reviewed we cannot allow them to enter
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yes I am the first u.s mayor to ban heterosexuality but i hope my act of bravery will inspire fellow politicians to ban straights as well
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Although I enjoyed my time as mayor, I've been informed that I've been impeached as mayor of Hell. This will not effect my presidential run.
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Being impeached was fun
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finally some REAL news on here
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elijah hunny, playtime is over. It’s time to go home
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Lmao this tweet goes with your profile pic
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I mean straight people always say gays go to hell so we might as well do that
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Can we bring select heterosexuals in if they can pass some type of immigration test?
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