im gonna become a politician just to see how far i could make it like i could probably get as far as governor
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As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell.pic.twitter.com/J7fuaLnFKV
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As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town.pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS
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I love straights, but my #1 priority is the safety of my town. Until the heterosexual threat has been reviewed we cannot allow them to enter
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yes I am the first u.s mayor to ban heterosexuality but i hope my act of bravery will inspire fellow politicians to ban straights as well
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Although I enjoyed my time as mayor, I've been informed that I've been impeached as mayor of Hell. This will not effect my presidential run.
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Being impeached was fun
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I can't tell if Elijah did the "be mayor for a day" thing or is dead ass the mayor of Hellpic.twitter.com/D1b1UNuHoD
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"Growing up, I was always told that homosexual would go to hell, now the heterosexuals want to take that from us too"pic.twitter.com/LAtAvkB2dy
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I'm Bi. Can I come? XD
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We need to cut your body in half, only the gay half will be able to enter
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Might I suggest a wall of some sort
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That costs too much. How about a rainbow picket fence?pic.twitter.com/awU66K6a2d
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