im gonna become a politician just to see how far i could make it like i could probably get as far as governor
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I spent two days calling towns asking to let me be their mayor..... and guess what....
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As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell.pic.twitter.com/J7fuaLnFKV
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hello, i would like to be the first U.S. mayor to go on record and say "eating ass is dope"
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As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town.pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS
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I love straights, but my #1 priority is the safety of my town. Until the heterosexual threat has been reviewed we cannot allow them to enter
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holy fucking shit
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I can't fucking believe this I'm so shook. Elijah is the mayor of Hell, does that mean he's technically Satan now? TITE
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But arent most political offices bought lol
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There's a village in Norway called Hell too. (I like to think it's because of all the heathens living here.) This sign is my favourite.pic.twitter.com/H6woDuCz6Y
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Hell means BRIGHT in Norwegian.
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