elijah danielVerified account

I saw a dude chasing another dude in the parking lot with a taser because he stole his cell phone.

The guy getting chased got up on top of a car and starting jumping from car roof to car roof to avoid being tased.

i saw a dude that definitely on some kind of pill piss himself while in line and order like nothing happened

but i also live in florida so thats just like a regular tuesday

I worked at McDonald's for three years and my first day of work I watched a woman shit in on the floor because she didn't want pickles.

Also one time a guy hit on me in the drive thru and then through a burning cigarette at me when I said no.

Also I saw I homeless man with a dead squirrel on his shoulder walk in get a water cup and attempt to give the squirrel the water

Is that guy from Stockton?

i saw a man eat 100 chicken nuggets in 27 minutes & also that man was me except i was a boy at the time