where's the lie bitchpic.twitter.com/27frB938VL
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the fact that this was your last tweet makes me REALLY eager for some kind of "I fucked my uber driver" storytime video
One of my High school students did the same to me while I was giving class to his group.
texting AND driving?! 1 star rating!! that is BEYOND unsafe!! 


you could've DIED 


i just choked
I'm having a wonderful morning and I'm watching Gilmore Girls
twitter was down when i had funny tweets so terrible
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