my parents wanted to go to church while they're in LA & theres a $5 parking cover & a line to get in this is the worst club ive ever been topic.twitter.com/dd4IyaX6DV
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*opens grindr in church*
i just reached into my pocket and accidentally dropped two half smoked joints on the floor of this church happy sunday
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in my good c h r i s t i a n s u b u r b s
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praise Jesus
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you need to go to church more these tweets are fucking hilarious
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@Mychael710 How are you going to talk to me about Elijah like I haven't been following him for longer than you've had Twitter.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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HAHWHQHAHA
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what church are u at
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420 praise it
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ELIJAH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS LORD PLEASE BLESS THIS CHILD AND THE SINS HE HAS COMMITTED IN YOUR HOUSE HALLELUJAH AMEN
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