the dumbest things I've done thread
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that time I got taco bell tattooed on my hand for 500 retweetspic.twitter.com/Ocuc63s7FO
that time I became a best selling author because I wrote a 20 page trump erotic novelpic.twitter.com/DSq421WtkJ
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that time I got casted in a Ryan Gosling movie because I tweeted that I was going to go streaking on setpic.twitter.com/c7VyGvtuFL
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that time I got kicked out of the mall for breaking into santas workshop and kept going back till I got chased outpic.twitter.com/N4e680M3OQ
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that time i got dragged out of a ying yang twins concert because I jumped on stage and twerked to salt shakerpic.twitter.com/D44dcrawN1
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that time i stole an amish kid's soul on accidentpic.twitter.com/mvbdX7IG6D
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that time jones soda printed bottles with my selfie on them that said "butts r pretty neat"pic.twitter.com/XM0Tb3e8uO
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that conversation I had with pornhub that became one of the most shared memes on tumblr of 2014pic.twitter.com/hHkFjVqcBo
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Today we began work on my new tv shows, 'Elijah is Insane', & 'Social' & I'm v excited. http://www.papermag.com/elijah-daniel-donald-trump-erotica-1572908332.html …pic.twitter.com/D9xEHo86fe
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'Social' is the first scripted television comedy to star an ensemble cast entirely of internet personalities. Welcome to the fucking future.
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getting death threats from trump supporters so I just want to say thank you for taking time away from your local walmart to read my book
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happy valentines day my friends at
@wattpad are now letting you read my trump temptations book for free!!!!!https://www.wattpad.com/story/63074949-trump-temptations-the-billionaire-the-bellboy … - 1 more reply
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my friends at
@wattpad have been so kind as to launch Trump Temptations for free to anyone who wants to read it:https://www.wattpad.com/story/63074949-trump-temptations-the-billionaire-the-bellboy … - 2 more replies
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MY FRIEND WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS PARTY AND ASKED FUCKING BARACK OBAMA WHAT HE THOUGHT ABOUT TRUMP TEMPTATIONS IM CHOKINGpic.twitter.com/BrTpud5Jvq
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this time, you're the reason god doesnt talk to us anymore
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Sign up to ask Best-Selling Author
@aguywithnolife anything you like. https://www.producthunt.com/live/elijah-daniel …pic.twitter.com/6OZ5u8pN59
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Huuuuuge congrats to
@aguywithnolife for turning his Amazon Best Seller into a feature film. http://www.dailydot.com/politics/donald-trump-porn-trump-temptations-movie/ …pic.twitter.com/ZWbpzyshQv
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