i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god.
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"His ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes. And my hunger for pancakes had never been stronger"
#TrumpTemptations
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this book will be live on amazon tomorrow r u going to read it
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i'm cringing while i write like this is the most disgusting thing i've ever written i called donald's breasts supple in this book
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@aguywithnolife I wholeheartedly endorse thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife he's going to try to deport youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife@steveklabnik oh my god is the bellboy in the b&w version Zach Braff?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife WHEN IS THIS SHIT OUT ON KINDLE. I'M BUYING THE HELL OUT OF ITThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife Idea for your next project: Marx and Engels slashfiction, named "The Communist Man In Festering Oppression of Lust."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife Either that's a reverse image or his undies are on inside-outThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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