i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god.
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"My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity." actual quote from by book
#TrumpTemptations
"His ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes. And my hunger for pancakes had never been stronger" #TrumpTemptations
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#TRUMPTEMPTATIONS COVER IS DONE. THIS IS HAPPENINGpic.twitter.com/QRSAgdDq9L
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this book will be live on amazon tomorrow r u going to read it
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@aguywithnolife with each tweet I lose more respect for you lmfao pls chill Elijah have some morals there is a limIT -
@HeyyitssSarahh@aguywithnolife The limit does not exist.
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@aguywithnolife This is fucking crazy I love thiiiiisssss#dyingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife ... only thing missing was syrup and God knows I had two full tanks on the ready to make that delicious mess a feast of loveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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