i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god.
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bell boy it is. book is called "Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bell Boy" this is a real thing that is happening.
"My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity." actual quote from by book #TrumpTemptations
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"His ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes. And my hunger for pancakes had never been stronger"
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#TRUMPTEMPTATIONS COVER IS DONE. THIS IS HAPPENINGpic.twitter.com/QRSAgdDq9L
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@aguywithnolife "let me show you the real Trump Tower"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Y'all,
@aguywithnolife is officially making my life tonight
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@aguywithnolife@MachinesHeaven Just the word 'loins' :-( -
@hotgemMGMT@aguywithnolife it's a challenging piece of work & a towering achievement.
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@aguywithnolife pure poetry!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife TOUPEE ADHESIVE IM DONEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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