i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god.
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I DEAD ASS AM WRITING A BOOK BASED OFF THIS FUCKING ARTICLE TONIGHT http://hufingtonpost.co/gay-voices/Did_Trump_Pay_Off_Secret_Gay_Lover.html …
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bell boy it is. book is called "Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bell Boy" this is a real thing that is happening.
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"My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity." actual quote from by book
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@aguywithnolife at the secret toupe societyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife he's the manager at a Male Review who gives Trump free drinks at the barThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife I can't with with the number of people who voted. I can't w/ the fact I also voted. Finally, I can't wait to read this book.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife@GoonerGordo at the hair stylists?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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