I DEAD ASS AM WRITING A BOOK BASED OFF THIS FUCKING ARTICLE TONIGHThttp://hufingtonpost.co/gay-voices/Did_Trump_Pay_Off_Secret_Gay_Lover.html …
i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god.
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bell boy it is. book is called "Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bell Boy" this is a real thing that is happening.
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"My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity." actual quote from by book
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"His ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes. And my hunger for pancakes had never been stronger"
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#TRUMPTEMPTATIONS COVER IS DONE. THIS IS HAPPENINGpic.twitter.com/QRSAgdDq9L
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this book will be live on amazon tomorrow r u going to read it
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i'm cringing while i write like this is the most disgusting thing i've ever written i called donald's breasts supple in this book
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LMFAO JUST SUBMITTED TO AMAZON.
#TRUMPTEMPTATIONS IS COMING.pic.twitter.com/THmzRkSLNW
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update: amazon accepted Trump Temptations and it'll be up in a little bit lmfaopic.twitter.com/ojyCMVsH5q
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH IT'S UP ON AMAZON HAHAHAHAHA http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01AX111Q2 …pic.twitter.com/1SR1mnZ7cB
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yo dead ass it's like a dollar go buy that so it's the #1 book on amazon that's all i want is the #1 book on amazon to be a trump sex book
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@aguywithnolife save me a copyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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@aguywithnolife I just spent my time going through these reviews and cackling.#blesspic.twitter.com/DSRlaU9d5F
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@aguywithnolife @Caitlinsthe1975 fuck yeah... I knew something like this was missing -
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@aguywithnolife who's gonna write the Ted Cruze one?? !!!
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