I'm bringing bae home to my family Christmas party 
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I JUST GOT PULLED OVER AND I HAD TYRONE THE SEX DOLL IN MY FRONT SEAT. HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
Police Officer: "Uh...good evening sir....um....whatcha got there?" Me: "Tyrone."pic.twitter.com/7mU0BpNwpU
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@aguywithnolife@word_34 Don't tell me. They arrested Tyrone but you got off. NPIThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife Oh my godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife you meant to get pulled over didn't you?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife you can afford Tyrone but you can't afford leather seatsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/547598898530123776 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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