a woman at this bar literally just called me a "skinny hipster" and threw this sandwich at me I can't stop laughingpic.twitter.com/YAijwussks
idk if i should eat this sandwich the girl at the bar threw at me but a free sandwich is a free sandwich ok im doing it
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@aguywithnolife Can I have your clothes if you die? Even doe you usually don't wear it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife does it taste like chloroformThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife ELIJAH NO THATS LIKE SOLID ROOFIES MANThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife let us know if you get sickThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife A homeless man gave me a bag of sandwiches he said it was for Christmas.Brought em 2 a party and everybody ate em#truestoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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