if you say "common white girl" in the mirror 3 times a shitty parody account will appear and steal all your tweets
if you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall.
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@aguywithnolife: if you say "common white girl" in the mirror 3 times a shitty parody account will appear and steal all your tweets”
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@aguywithnolife I tried it!!! And it works! It also twerksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife HOW DO YOU GET HER BACK IN THE MIRROR?!?!!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife wouldn't have it any other wayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife the last lineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BmoreHaagenDazs please don't send me sexually explicit messages as dairy ads. I am lactose intolerant. Also, I hate to be sexually harassed -
@MeganMFinnerty Sorry did not mean to offend you
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@aguywithnolife@FabricioTurcios I still laugh every time I see this. -
@davidhoang@aguywithnolife I die every single time. EVERY single time.
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