@aguywithnolife my everyday life, but when will I flirt with my crush? Never That's when I'll die alone and ugly
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@aguywithnolife that sounded depressing but I actually thing I'm the human embodiment of perfection - 1 more reply
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@aguywithnolife: hello 911 someone is flirting with the person i have a crush on please do something”

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@aguywithnolife: hello 911 someone is flirting with the person i have a crush on please do something”@HaleyArsenault -
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@aguywithnolife how would you like them to be maimed sir?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife GI Joe to the rescueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife: hello 911 someone is flirting with the person i have a crush on please do something” lol @theNAYtive this reminded me of uThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife Congrats on your 100★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/351929637116461057 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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