@aguywithnolife like if you place a cool ranch dorito taco on a shrine in a dimly lit room and say oprah three times you'll come and twerk??
if you say "summer" in the mirror three times a white girl in giant sunglasses drinking an iced coffee will appear and take selfies with you
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@aguywithnolife just as long as she's not from Jersey..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife she won't let me be in the selfies...
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@aguywithnolife and I better be getting paid good for itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife FUCK I JUST TRIED IT AND IT WORKED!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife hOLY crap it actually works!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife @alexmmoy I AM SO STARSTRUCK!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife so Amanda Bynes has a job now?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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