@aguywithnolife no hashtags = #notanemergency
OH MY GOD THERE WAS JUST A SPIDER IN MY BED SOMEONE HELP ME DO I CALL 911 OR JUST BURN MY HOUSE DOWN THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
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@aguywithnolife I'll save you from the spider and take it outside and then we can cuddle and listen to BeyonceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife You burn it. Fire is always your default answer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife i love you. Do you want me to fedex a pest spray?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife light that bitch on fire! The house is contaminated now!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife Or you could just thump it to death with your todger.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife buy a spider trapThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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