@aguywithnolife that merits a photo
a bird POOPED on my new sweater. Like literally POOP came out of a birds BUTT and then landed on ME. I AM DONE WITH TODAY.
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@aguywithnolife why the fuck do people think that's good luck?
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@aguywithnolife join the club this Monday sucks !!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife that happened to me with my brand new jacket about 2 weeks ago. I was beyond doneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife haha that happened to me once and I cried. It's supposed to be good luck tho so uh maybe the rest of your day will be good?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife it's apparently good luck...if rather have not luck than that shit. Mind the pun*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife that's good luck!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife it's just nature's way of showing love for youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife where r ur Oscar jokesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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