@sirdavidD you're definitely not getting any cake now.
my birthday is tomorrow so please plan your lives accordingly and get ready to shower me in praise. thanx.
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@aguywithnolife all peasants must bow down to king elijah it is his damn birthday tomorrowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife I always do ;*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife where should I send my nudes to? I'll just text them to you with glitter front everywhere in comic sansThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIJAH!! Hope ya have a great day tomorrow!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife I sent you a Strip-O-Gram. Actually it's just John Goodman in a bikini licking a lollipopThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife SAME GIRLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife my birthday is tomorrow too!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@aguywithnolife my birthday I also tomorrowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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