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@aguywithnolife say "no offense" after.

Dessert fork RT @aguywithnolife: what's a polite way to stab someone in the face?

@aguywithnolife tell them you're going to do it, then say "no hard feelings". Then do it.

@aguywithnolife Just do it haha

@aguywithnolife say please

@aguywithnolife with an icicle and a raised pinky.

@aguywithnolife say sorry before the knife penetrates their skin :-)

@aguywithnolife If said someone is a fucking moron than any way you stab them is a polite way