@elijahdaniel @phagcult @DJSamF my mom went to jail can y'all adopt me 
i just KNOW this about to turn into a thread of everyone just bragging about their parents jail time
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she tried killing her husband cuz he's abusive and she had enough
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my mom tried to put me in jail LMAOOO
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I almost went to a juvenile center when I was 12 because I tried to run away
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my dad was in jail my whole life and i hated him and he got out when i was 14 and we got close and he died 11 days later
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holy shit I'm so sorry elle
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not my parent but my sisters ex who used to live with us went to jail 6x + rehab 4x over 6 years so now hes in a sober house after traumatizing me multiple times from the age of 9-15 and constantly using while living here to the point i would find him talking to himself in voices
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oh my god I'm sorry
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my dad was never in jail (not that i know of) he just left when i was born lmao
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i’ve been to jail can u adopt me
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