omg i think it's great you've decided to be a born again virgin :) thank you for sharing this with us!
all the foil wrappers on the floor on my hotel look like i had a giant sex party but in reality they’re magic the gathering card packs so i guess it’s the literal opposite of sex
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You have a fiancee AND you're playing magic the gathering, you have no idea how many boys in my engineer school wish they were you
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if i bring my pokémon cards to my concert will you battle me?
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what happens to yugioh
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or however you spell it
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i wouldn't be surprised if you had a giant sex party though
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i dont even have the energy to think of a reply to this just know you and sam are the only men i accept
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wellllllllll
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you’ve been spending too much time around parxies
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LMAOOOO
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