im so tired a toddler sitting across from me just pointed at me and said “da-da!” and i said “oh no no, absolutely not” to it as if it were a real person what kinda deadbeat gross fuckin dad does this child have that it thinks it me
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a toddler is a real person
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gremlin? yes. person? no.
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you said you talked to it “as if it were a real person”????? a toddler is a real person???????
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Have you ever had a conversation with a toddler
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