a toddler is a real person
im so tired a toddler sitting across from me just pointed at me and said “da-da!” and i said “oh no no, absolutely not” to it as if it were a real person what kinda deadbeat gross fuckin dad does this child have that it thinks it me
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Literally all of your fans?
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everyone commenting that toddlers are real people obviously they are not. them shits have super powers which are unknown to us. that or Elijah meant as if they were an adult
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is a toddler not a real person I-
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i work with kids a lot and the other day a five year old called me mommy and i started crying.
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When I was 5 I called my 35 year old kindergarten teacher grandma.
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okay but where is the REAL dad
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he chose you its your toddler now
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