thank you everyone holy shit i have so many people to thank, my mom for dropping me, maury, the old guy who shoved plastic straws up his ass at the bus stop by my first apartment in LA who inspired this one, thank you all!
PSA FOR EVERYONE
TURTLES 
ARE DYING 
HERE R SIMPLE THINGS U CAN DO TO HELP:
RECYCLE PLASTIC STRAWS BY SHOVING THEM UP YOUR ASS
RECYCLE PLASTIC STRAWS BY SHOVING THEM UP YOUR ASS
RECYCLE PLASTIC STRAWS BY SHOVING THEM UP YOUR ASS
RECYCLE PLASTIC STRAWS BY SHOVING THEM UP Y
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turtles breathe through their butts
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my dad asked why i laughed and i didnt have the heart to tell him it was because of this tweet
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also dont let it get to your head that i laughed at this
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some things are better when they stay in the drafts
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Ummm ok vsco girl
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or if you're the same size as Elijah keep it to use it as a fleshlight!!!!
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Oh bold of you to assume I don't already do that
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