first sip of liquor i was making bourbon glazed salmon & i thought my mom wasn’t looking so i took a sip of bourbon & made a face & she turned & grabbed it and went “nice try. & you barely got a sip i used to drink these on the way to school. grow up.” & poured it down the drain
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can you build me a race car
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Well mine used to be a lesbian, so, there’s that
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i dontunderstand
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your mom sounds awesome
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PLEASE tell me ur being serious holy shit
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how does she feel about your music
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Oop we stan
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