dawg you gotta stop doing funny tweets im not gonna have anything left
if u whisper "good vibes” in the mirror three times a girl in a tie dye shirt and sweatpants will appear and tell u about her tapestries and how she’s learning tarot and thinks she might be a psychic because her aunt had like dreams that were like of the future and stuff
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u have standup comedy just let me do the funny tweets thing I’ve been doing it longer and im prob gonna die soon anyway and u can just take over then
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OH MY GOD NO NO NO BLOODY VIBES IS COMING WHAT HAVE I DONE
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alternatively if you whisper “witchy vibes” three times a goth girl in killstar platforms will appear and give you a hex bag and sage and tell u about how she’s learning wiccan because she thinks she’s related to one of the salem witches
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Ok I’m good vibes and my sister is witchy vibes tbh but she has the tarot cards and I’m just boring
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what did sarah baska do to you
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directions unclear my cat is now in the microwave
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If you whisper "happy times" in the mirror 3 times Bob ross will appear and tell you that there's are no mistakes, just happy accidents. & that you too were one of those accidents. No one plans to have kids anymore ya idiot, but that doesn't mean your parents don't love you.
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