i feel like i’ve seen this before
one time for april fools me and my siblings lit a firecracker and threw it in our parents bedroom at 4am then found out it wasn’t a firecracker it was a bottle rocket & the horror on my moms face while it shot around the room like a cartoon is why i fully support abortion
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yes ive told this story before
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TEA JUST SHOT OUT OF MY NOSE
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lmao your pfp HSHSHHS
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how have you survived this long
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do you live in a bad sitcom or something
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THIS BETTER BE ANOTHER THREAD ABT CHILD EXPIRIENCES
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my dad used to set cherry bombs off out of my brothers window because he had a hatred for my neighbors
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elijah trying to kill his parents for the 100th time
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My sis and I wanted to do make our mom something and there was lavender field behind our house so we went and picked some. We made her a bouquet with some of the roses from her garden and gave it to her. little did we know she was severely allergic to it. She had to go to the ER.
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She still hasn’t forgiven us and it’s been almost 15 years.
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