robber: [stealing my stuff while pointing a gun at me in bed] me: nooo please don’t take those shoes!!!!!! take the ones above to the left. no my left. ya those ones. those will look sick on u dude.
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bold of you to say that you share a full braincell... you each have like a quarter
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hol jesus christ
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Mom said it’s my turn to use the braincell
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