it’s pride month 
time for a thread of all the dumb gay shit I’ve done the past couple years. We’ll start easy:
that time i tried to throw a dildo at donald trump and got arrested by secret servicepic.twitter.com/6CtANB0Vqd
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the time i became an actual mayor just to ban straight people from the townpic.twitter.com/fOAMhvFUjw
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the time i rewrote the Bible and made rihanna god just to piss off christianspic.twitter.com/Y2bRqgGZ0O
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2019 bout to be the craziest one yetttt
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i just confirmed that BIG big one. i don’t even know if I’m ready
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sometimes i forgot u were mayor of hell
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the time when you had a tattoo that you had to fill in with sharpie every day
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Lol. I have a tattoo that I like to colour in with a biro
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chaotic good
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hahaha “good evening Quahog im Tom Tucker. our top story tonight former mayor of Hell rewrites bible to make it rly rly gay. we now go live to asian reporter Tricia takanawa” tricia: “Tom im standing here outside Hell, Michigan where residents say Rihanna is the supreme being”
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where’s that bible now? I can’t find it on Amazon, neither the website
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I want to read it too I'm tired of being agnostic please give me a religion to follow
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@PastelPelos the whole thread is great just trust me -
I love this and I will cherish this gift for the rest of my life. I didn't know how much I NEEDED this
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