it’s pride month 
time for a thread of all the dumb gay shit I’ve done the past couple years. We’ll start easy:
that time i tried to throw a dildo at donald trump and got arrested by secret servicepic.twitter.com/6CtANB0Vqd
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the time
@kathygriffin and i made a homophobic school change their entire clothing policy because they didn’t like rainbowspic.twitter.com/UqsF1PIM6f
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the time i became an actual mayor just to ban straight people from the townpic.twitter.com/fOAMhvFUjw
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the time i rewrote the Bible and made rihanna god just to piss off christianspic.twitter.com/Y2bRqgGZ0O
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i’m still trying to plan a summer trip there but i can’t invite my friend cuz she’s straight
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How did I not know this??
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RIGHT?!? i’ve lived in michigan my whole life, where was the news coverage
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thanks i didn’t want to remember that
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I literally live an hour away from Hell MI what-
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When tf did this happen
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you’re a legend
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I love Hell, great little ice cream shop!
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Please do this for Boston
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