it’s pride month 
time for a thread of all the dumb gay shit I’ve done the past couple years. We’ll start easy:
that time i tried to throw a dildo at donald trump and got arrested by secret servicepic.twitter.com/6CtANB0Vqd
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the time i got high and wrote a gay erotic novella about trump that became a best sellerpic.twitter.com/0zjBn0oRcS
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the time i tricked the westboro Baptist church into thinking i was homophobic and got them to promote my albumpic.twitter.com/kLA0Mjur95
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@kathygriffin and i made a homophobic school change their entire clothing policy because they didn’t like rainbowspic.twitter.com/UqsF1PIM6f
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the time i became an actual mayor just to ban straight people from the townpic.twitter.com/fOAMhvFUjw
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the time i rewrote the Bible and made rihanna god just to piss off christianspic.twitter.com/Y2bRqgGZ0O
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THAT WAS YOU WHO WROTE THAT-
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THAT WAS YOU??
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It was also a good read.
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“dedicated to marijuana and alcohol”
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This is why I stan you
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