brb gonna go apply to amazon real quick
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sounds like one of the dreams i’ve had
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Note: Amazon doesn’t always deliver on time even with it’s notifications. I’ve been waiting and tracking only to find that past the delivery window, my package is delayed. I too don’t take kindly to random people at my door. Crime is real!
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Imagine seeing someone come up with an Amazon box and thinks "I know I ordered so etching off Amazon but I better fucking shoot it"
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i wanna be that delivery person :/
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No wonder they were paying people to quit their jobs to deliver for them
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It'll be an interesting story to tell my kids one day, that's for sure

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"So one day, my broke self needed money to make rent right? I ended up delivering some amazon packages to apparently Ice T's house... and he shot me. Well, I was definitely able to make rent that month" or something like that
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they don’t get paid enough for that lmao
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