i’m having the worst day, thanks mom
im gonna have a good day. there u read that in ur head and put it in the universe now you have to have a good day dumbass
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not anymore u read that in ur head u are now in a legally binding contract w the universe to have a good day
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hi my name’s jared and i don’t know how to read
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Not all heros wear capes.
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Heroes don’t wear capes anymore because they get caught in jet propellers smh (Edna Mode)
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i just threw up at work and probably lost my job
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your mind omg
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elijah is gonna have a fantastic day. haha u read that one so u better have a damn good day bitch
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you can't tell me what to do moooom
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im sick and i threw up
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