ok me
me: oh its mother’s day! y’all: my mother threw me down a well when i was 4 i spent weeks trying to climb out, when i finally did i found a shack in the woods, i stayed there for safety until wolves found me, i was afraid at first but it turns out they were kind. they raised me.
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The internet raised you, Tana.
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thats some dr doofenshmirtz backstory level shit
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Excuse you I was raised by mice and it explains why I attract all of the snakes
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OH MY GOD
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ur the only mom we stan
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They weren't wolves they we're minions. They were Minionparks. We were saves by Minionparkspic.twitter.com/1Ird5bAtiS
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Saved* typos will be the death of me
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oh my mom just beat my ass for throwing sand in the pool when i was like 5
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Have you ever tried to get sand out of a pool
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