My mom always told me that on 4/20,god got really high(specifically out of a blue bong apparently),on 4/21 sat back and let his creativity flow,and then on 4/22 he created the earth.
so ur telling me they killed jesus on friday so we could all get high today and then the next day he came BACK to life and we eat lamb and hide eggs this weekend confuses the fuck out of me
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And sometimes she adds that he got the munchies really badly and took a big ass power nap and then when he woke up he made trees and thats how we got arbor day
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i can see someone’s celebrating 4/20 well
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This is probably the weirdest weekend for someone to become a Christian lmao
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fun fact: easter falls on the first sunday after the first full moon after the firt day of spring
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firt day of spring
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Jesus didn't actually come back, everyone was just high af and hallucinated him
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they change easter every year so technically no
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next year 4/20 will be on easter next year so...
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